hi im maya and this is jackass
i post a shit ton of things so yeah check the about page
or whatever i dont tell you how to run your life
thank you blacklist
can’t blacklist a gif
Just a friendly reminder that when harry was in third year, he thought about letting himself get attacked by dementors just so he could hear his parents voices.
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAIT THERE ARW MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?
One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
The fucker looks like that thing from Star Wars.